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Mickey stares into a pool at his reflection, one day he will end up eating it.
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED:
- Buy a cat bowtie
- put on some pantie-hoes
- climb a cd rack, get stuck
- munch on grass
- look at a white piece of paper wondering what to draw, then after a while draw at dot, and then start over.
- pick up cd's and drop them
- bury your dog's bone, and have the dog find it, or the other way around.
- Blow bubbles, and try to eat them
- Talk to your pillow
- call someone "Fred" for the day, or longer
- see how high you can count to
- Go bazerk and slam your head on the ground.. table.. or whatever's closest.
- groom yourself
- write SPANK ME in your random people's IM windows.
- Bite your friend.. randomly, when they get annoyed move onto your next victim.
- If you want to read outside on a hammock while listening to music, instead of using a cd player and wearing headphones,
put your cd played in your window and blast the music so you can hear it from where you are sitting. (This works, most of
the time) you cannot hear your neighbors complain because the music is so loud.
- (this works best if you wear glasses and colored contacts) take a colored contact lense and a regular one and put them
in, see how long it takes somone to notice you have two different colored eyes.
- is the laptop on legally blonde pink or orange? (I say it is orange)
- lick yourself in public, watch people's reactions (I've done this,.. it's hillarious)
- put pop rocks all over your house (if you have family members or room mates) especially under the toilet seat and under
chairs, and in door locks.
- hardly open a can of soda (so that it looks like it is still closed) .. drink the contents, and put it in the fridge..
make sure it's not near any breakable items, and just watch.
- you are a deaf mute starting..... now!
- try to get a cow to make chocolate milk
- bake some pudding
- look at a cow, and try to think what it is thinking.. you'll come out with something like... "Go tip yourself" or "That's
right buddy, get it over, cows dont sleep forever"
- make signs saying "Use other Door" and place them on every door in the house or building
- find someone else to groom
- be a midget for a day.. if you aren't already one
- try cat food... dog food... or bird food... although make sure it isn't soggy
- short-sheet your siblings bed.. if you are a lonely child... your parent's
- keep grooming that "someone else"
- try roasting corn worms... then place them into the fire to hear them pop
- when a misquito bites you, squeeze the area around it's sucker, and wait for it to explode
- find some corn on the cob, and count how many corn pieces there are.
- call your phone number, but change the last digit to one number before your own... and if it is a 0, change the number
before it to a number lower, and where the 0 was, put a 9
- super-glue quarters to the floor in the mall, and then watch to see how many people try to pick it up, record how old
you think they are. you can do the same with bills, if you don't mind wasting some.
- Toast your socks.
- Get hit by a non-moving vehicle.
- Put a marshmallow in the microwave for some time over 2 minutes... see what happens.
- Have a staring contest with your stuffed and with the biggest eyes.
- Read this over and over again
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